All right. This would be, I have to admit, the weirdest post I’ll ever make in my life. I have never ever in my life done something like this. A website about Nuriko inspired me to do so. Well, here goes nothing!
You know you had too much Greer Garson if…
1.) You’ve seen her in her most famous roles: Mrs. Miniver, Blossoms in the Dust, Goodbye, Mr. Chips!, Madame Curie, Pride and Prejudice, Random Harvest, Valley of Decision etc.
2.) You’ve read her biography by Troyan. (And loved it!)
3.) You’ve had orange juice with a raw egg in it for breakfast
4.) You’ve bidded (And maybe lost) on some rarities of Greer on Ebay, and websites alike.
5.) You’ve collected pictures of her online
6.) You’ve made fan videos of her (Including her leading men and co-stars)
7.) You’d know her real name is Eileen Evelyn Greer Garson
8.) You’d pray for her soul on her birthday
9.) You’ve owned a journal/diary and named it Greer or Duchess
10.) You’ve used a username on any website that has the name Greer or Duchess or anything related to her in it
11.) You’ve tried dressing like her (In terms of hair, eyes, make-up, lipstick, dress, clothes, everything to look like her!)
12.) You’d think she and Walter Pidgeon were a perfect couple
13.) You’d wish you were Walter Pidgeon if you had the chance!
14.) You’d dye your hair red (Even if you’re a man)
15.) You bought a barbie doll, dyed it red, trimmed it and curled it and dressed it in classy fashion. After then, you’d name her Greer Garson instead!
16.) You’d also buy a Ken doll, and name it Walter Pidgeon or any other famous co-stars, just so it would go well with your Greer doll
17.) You’ve asked other fans so desperately to upload her famous movies online (fan vids included)
18.) You’ve spent more than a hundred dollars for her merchandise
19.) You’ve written fan fictions about her
20.) You’ve visited her grave, and said hello to her!
21.) You always imitate the way she deliver a line on any of her movie or TV appearances
22.) You’ve visited her house, and took pictures
23.) You’ve taken a picture of her Hollywood Walk of Fame Star as well as her hand and foot print on Grauman’s
24.) You’ve added her as a friend on myspace and Facebook
25.) You’ve befriended a fellow fan and would have talked about her for a whole day
26.) If possible, You’ve joined her fan club during the height of her career
27.) You’ve also bought yourself a large red pencil to imitate her autograph pencil
28.) You’ve worn high heels and thought it suited you perfectly just as Greer would have
29.) You’ve worn several perfumes for different occasions
30.) You’ve bought two poodles and named it ‘Gogo’ and ‘Cliquot’
31.) You’d bite your lower lip just to look good
32.) You’ve tasted sauerkraut juice and loved it
33.) You’ve drawn her and maybe posted the drawing somewhere on your room’s wall
34.) You’ve made a mosaic of all your pictures to make a red rose like Mrs. Miniver
35.) You’d consider Random Harvest as your favorite movie like Greer
36.) You’ve noticed all her funny moments in movies as well as on TV
37.) You’d write a poem for her or a song!
38.) You’d save her movies from TCM. Record it on video!
39.) You’d defend her from unadmiring fans
and the last thing that you’ll know you had to much Greer Garson?
40.) You’d say you’ve done ALL of these things!
It’s all right to admire a person, or a star, or anybody. It’s normal! Nothing’s wrong with it. But if you think you’ve done too much, and I mean WAY to much, there’s a time to stop. Calm yourself, relax! And rest if you have to… They’ll never go away!
Some additions!
41.) Your favorite colour, after seeing Greer’s eyes and hair, are red and green and PINK
42.) You’d prefer tea over coffee…